I'm Cameron, 19, college student in the Southern US.
BrBa/OITNB/etc.
I apologize in advance.

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Abbi Jacobson & Ilana Glazer 

Abbi Jacobson & Ilana Glazer 

What You Crave vs What You Need

  1. Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  2. Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  3. Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  4. Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  5. Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  6. Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  7. Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  8. Ice: The sweet release of death.
If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.
'The Yeezus Tour' in Brisbane, Australia 9/15/14
'The Yeezus Tour' in Brisbane, Australia 9/15/14