I'm Cameron, 19, college student in the Southern US.
BrBa/OITNB/etc.
I apologize in advance.

catbountry:

skooth:

do you remember when four different bands combined their powers to create a song about the movie “snakes on a plane”

I think about it every day.

rookiemag:

Ask a Grown Man: Stephen Colbert

“A really good sign [about] if somebody likes you is if they bring you cookies.”

I Slept with Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
Fall Out Boy
From Under the Cork Tree
31,439 plays

i found the cure to growing older
and you’re the only place that feels like home

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: godly
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

helpimtrappedinawebsite:

when he is over 6ft tall - Vy Le x

my theme on this blog is so cute like

khubleesi:

thatfunnyblog:

I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE

I am so fucking happy this is back in my life once again

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG